Organized religion getting on the global warming bandwagon

I think this is good news; kinda like a corporate merger. I imagine they could perhaps cut costs by eliminating redundancy between their organizations, thus streamlining their business and increasing profits for their shareholders.

"This merger makes a lot of sense," says this analyst, "it brings together old-school brick-and-morter religion with new age religion. The global warming religion will benefit from the years of experience at fear-mongering and guilting that long-established religions bring to the table, while the established religions can benefit from increased market exposure and more mainstream unfounded beliefs than the typical religious dogma. It will be a win-win for the shareholders."

It was unknown if there would be any response from rational thought, or if independent thinkers were considering any moves to strengthen their position in the mindshare space in response to this merger.